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  • December 17, 2018 4:12 am

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  • December 17, 2018 4:11 am

    attendance:

    mmwtmx:

    attendance:

    so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!

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    the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier

    WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK

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    whoops you can sign up here! the website is called survey junkie

    to people asking for proof it’s real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

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  • September 26, 2018 4:22 pm

    stupidwhiskeydreams:

    affectin:

    i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

    i am not a person at 8am

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  • September 20, 2018 3:52 am
    closet-keys:
“ czaritsa:
“ ihaveseenthefuture:
“ kedreeva:
“ cactus-nymph:
“ purupurupikopuyo:
“now that’s the kinda news i wanna hear
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i made my cat listen to the audio clip in from the article + he loved it
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I called my skittish kitty, Aislynn,...

    closet-keys:

    czaritsa:

    ihaveseenthefuture:

    kedreeva:

    cactus-nymph:

    purupurupikopuyo:

    now that’s the kinda news i wanna hear

    i made my cat listen to the audio clip in from the article + he loved it

    I called my skittish kitty, Aislynn, into the bedroom and up onto the bed next to me, and I played the Cozmo’s Air for her. No reaction. But she’s my “suckler” kitty, who does nursing paws and drools on stuff when she is happy. So I put on Rusty’s Ballad instead. And she stopped moving, just staring at me like she’d found god. Then she closed her eyes. I played it again and she carefully laid down with her head near the speaker of my laptop. I paid for and downloaded the whole song immediately and halfway through playing the full song, my other cat came into the room and stared at the computer like she had also found god, and now they are both laying near me listening with their eyes slitted and their ears ticking.

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    what would we do without scientists

    Sigyn’s reaction, guys

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    The website doesn’t seem to have samples anymore, but I found one of the songs online if you’re curious

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  • September 20, 2018 3:52 am

    the-pesci-mode:

    starlight-lilith:

    birdluvr1993:

    Whipped cream

    WHIP CREAM 2

    An explosive sequel, the superfans asked for it and the superteam delivered

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  • August 10, 2018 2:43 am
    wordsnquotes:
“Buy Here
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    Buy Here

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  • July 3, 2018 8:51 am

    epistemophilicmortal:

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    combeferret:

    conquerorwurm:

    One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

    #stop calling me out

    if you want to interact with a cat that doesn’t know you, sit down not facing it. glance at it occasionally and make an inviting noise, but mostly just play with your phone or whatever.

    the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.

    the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!

    of course, it’s possible that the cat is a great big cuddleslut and will come love all over you. that happens too. but if it doesn’t, that doesn’t mean it’s an unfriendly cat. be chill and let the cat choose how close to get, and you’ll find most cats are pretty friendly.

    The only information that matters

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  • June 18, 2018 4:26 pm

    kyrieanne:

    captainsnoop:

    childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”

    adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house 

    I relate to this post on a visceral level. 

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  • June 18, 2018 4:25 pm

    unscriptedindulgence:

    jakegyllenhaals:

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    DED

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